Perfect for the germaphobe in all of us
Ten-Second-Tom has been put on notice
It. Gets. Everywhere.
Next time try not to be such a hipster...
Something tells me the burglar in your house isn't going to run away because you're fully loaded with love...
Damn, no wonder he was such a badass prez. How can you say no to a Centaur?!
If you've gotten stung by several bees you're technically an involuntary bee serial killer... Good luck sleeping tonight
When it comes to the ladies, Nic could use some guidance
The Tortoise and the Hare metaphor is not always applicable Kongzi... Short races, making love, chipotle servers, the list goes on and on.
Ol' BB is a warlock, a magician, and a Sith Lord all rolled into one. "They hate us cuz they anus." -Bill Belicheck. But you can't put a quote in the caption for a quote! 😱 Shutup, I do what I want.
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